What should one do during boring movie? How can one pass the time? There are so many people I would love to blame when the movie is boring. I would start off with the director and producer for making such a movie. I mean the writer could write crap but still it’s the director’s call to see if the script will keep the audience stick to their seats. This week I saw the movie “Mere baap pehle aap”. I was itching to leave my seat and roam around during the movie. It took an iron will discipline to keep my butt glued to the seat. Besides girl sitting next to my friend didn’t help the matter either. She was hot so my attention kept going towards her and then to top of it, the movie held least interest so how could you blame a guy for not watching movie but her? I am itching to grab my friend’s throat on Monday because he suggested me this movie saying it’s very nice. We are gonna have an interesting session concerning how he liked this movie. So second person I would blame for the boring movie is the guy who suggested it.
Another suggestion would be to talk during the movie. Make some feverish comment but for that too, you need some good material in the movie to comment. The main theme of the movie was comedy but I laughed around 3-4 times in the whole movie. The movie was so boring that I was paying attention to minute things like my kidneys full, getting cramp in my legs, what are my neighbors talking about, when will the girl laugh sitting besides my friend so that I could judge how her sense of humor is. I was paying attention to her with such scrutiny that if I had paid such attention in my studies, I would have been awarded doctorates degree by now. Don’t blame me, blame the director for making such a movie. I bet he must have slept like a dead horse during the inauguration of the movie. Also I choose this multiplex which is 18 kms away from the city is because it has splendid pop-corns. Before the movie, we chewed the pop-corns to our heart’s content and then during interval we ordered the same and the guy brought another flavor because our flavor was out of stock. Great, first the movie now the pop-corn. We were lucky the gal didn’t left the movie from the middle, although one couple did left and I commented saying smart couple and the guy heard my comment and said thank you and I replied don’t mention it, give me courage to see this movie whole. But I triumphed and finished the whole movie. I am so proud of myself. I think I deserve a courage medal. Any body wants to nominee me? The lines are open, please pick up your receiver and nominate me for the brave heart medal.
By the way, director comes at the top of my list.....i blame him for creating a boring movie...how about you?
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