Stronger than gravity....is thinking

Do you think it is true that THE MORE WE THINK THE MORE WE SINK. I cant recall where i read it but i read it somewhere. It said that the hardest question is why? You have all the answers for when, where,how and what? I mean you have the facts for this questions but not for why. so i have stopped thinking. Too much strain for my brain. Its like a quick sand. I already have a headache and dont want to push it more by thinking deep. Hell, i wish if i could stop thinking. Then again i would stop thinking about girls. Girls jeune fille those fine creatures, those angels who lure you in their trap..i dont want to describe more as some of the feminine species might object. "Object your honour", "Overruled". But lets not stereotype them. They too have sterotyped guys so they shouldnt complain either. I mean i am not stating any fact, just my opinion.

For past 3 days, I am not making any sales. Everytime my boss would call me around 6PM to ask what is happening. Today i had to laugh, cause he got the same response. Nothing, zero,zilch,nil, big fat egg. I feel sorry, for myself and for him. He is not making any sales and i am not lying properly. If you are a salesman, better be ready to go to hell. I dont believe in hell or heaven but in reincarnation. In my next life i will become a low creature. Lying to every customer.
"Is it grade 1 leather?"
"Yes sir, it is" ( a golden rule my boss told me, say yes for whatever they are asking for)
Every leather is grade 1 for us.
"Do you have it in stock"
"Sure sir, we have it in our warehouse"
There is nothing like this kind in our warehouse...we have to order it. hopefully we will get it early or more lies to the customer
"Could you order it in soft cushioning?"
"No problem"
Everything comes in soft cushioning. take it because we are not gonna ask the company to make it more soft or hard.

But hey, this thing doesnt happen everytime. so a word of caution. Dont think that you will get cheated everytime you are buying. we are not cheating. just presenting the facts in a different form. If this was happening everywhere then probably no one would dare to buy anything. Some of the things happen everywhere and we know it too. Like take the government for example. It is corrupted no matter which country it represents. You cant question their honesty because you dont have anything to question regarding their faithfullness towards their dying citizens. In their dictionary, they have no word as honesty. Ok, I may be going off track but the point is to me Ignorance is bliss. The more we know, more curious we become and we feel more thirsty for knowledge and the cycle goes on. There is no end as knowledge is unlimited. So be content with what you know. Why do you want to bother wondering why did you come to life and who am i? The bottom line is that you are here, so enjoy the life. Life is like an ice cream, eat it before it melts. Melting reminded me that it is preety hot over here.

One thing i like in summer is that the clothes gets shorter and shorter. You see more legs and hmm i would rather not write it over here. I think this is general but the less revealing there is, the more attractive we are to that. I mean if a girl is in bikini, it doesnt make a big difference because we can see her legs. You dont see her legs but focus on other parts. But if there is a girl wearing shorts or skirt and if she has nice legs than you would oogle on those legs. Your eyes wont see other things. The funny part is i read in an scientific article that its healthy to see womens breast. Their conclusion was if you see a girl's cleavage you get excitied and the heart pumps blood faster which cleans your blood faster resulting into lower blood pressure and other heart dieases. Hmm now who would have thought this? I like their thinking. Finding positive points in something which many of gals would find disrespectful. This kind of thinking reminds me of a joke

A teacher asked a student
"If there are 3 birds on a tree and you shot 1 than how many birds are left?"
The boy replied "None"
"How come?" asked the teacher
"Because if you shot 1 bird then the rest will get frightened and will fly away"
"Good, I like the way you think"
So the student asked the teacher "If there are 3 girls sitting on a bench, one is licking the ice cream, second is biting the icecream and third is sucking the ice cream, which one do you think is married?"
The teacher repled embarrassingly "The one who is licking?"
"No, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger but i like the way you think"

Customers are pest

Why are customers so picky? I want exactly this kind of stuff and I want it to be delivered exactly at this time….give me a break. I have to hear complains from all the sides. From my boss, customers and movers. Hear me out too….now where can I take my frustration out? My friend who works in jewellery dept told me show them the finger. Can I? I haven’t seen her showing the finger so I m not gonna do that but oh yea I can swear at them…but not on their face but in my heart. Just right now…I m writing this and a customer comes and say look at the floor model…it is defective and all the stuff. I said that is why we are giving it cheaper. He says I will take it for $1500. is he out of his mind…the price tag is for $2100 after deduction. Hell I still have to charge him 15% of tax after $2100. He was saying he saw an Italian guy whos willing to sell him for $1600 and Sears store would give him 50% off because of defective piece and I m so pissed that I didn’t bother to reply. I was thinking go screw yourself and if that guy is offering you that why are you wasting both of our time here? Also why did he gave me his number and asked to think about the offer. Some people just want freebie. I am not running a charity….phew let me relax…take a deep breath…ahh that’s better. You cannot do anything…just smile at them and apologize…I hate interacting with such customers. Now where was i? Oh yea the usual nagging but I don’t want to write my sad story here. You people have your own problems and nobody wants to hear other guys problems unless they are sadist. But you know u can think well chee….that guy have so many probs…compare to him atleast I don’t have that much problem. It is indeed a motivational move but I oppose that approach. anyway if i write all the experience i had encountered with all the customers than probably all of you would fall sleep after reading first few lines. look at this way, it is a great way to get sleep. read my stories and i bet preety soon you would be yawning.

A question that hover inside my head

Do people show affection when they are not young? Like I m working in the mall right now and have noticed that only couples (young) held hands together, while old couples mostly with kids (I m not saying about those kids who are small but those who you would drool on…future firecracker) never held hands or embrace each other. So it’s like no caring ….u put up with me and I will put up with u? I do not think it might be the case but I m curious to know the reason behind this. I have nothing much to do on weekdays so I was thinking may be I would do a survey asking the reasons why they are not holding their hands together.

“Excuse me….do you have a moment?”
“Yes”
“Ah…I am doing a survey and thinking that why do old people don’t held their hands together?”
“Hahahahaha…..who knows”
Now that’s the kind of reaction I would want but somebody might frown at me or some other guy who just had a fight with his nagging wife decides to take all the anger on me and provides me with such bombastic vocabulary that I stand in amazement and impressed by the guys unquestionable knowledge of swears. All is good as long as nobody gets physical. But who would get physical but this question?

So the reason I m not doing this is one….i am lazy and if this was my thesis topic than it would be OK and I had to be in a shitty university with the professor’s IQ of 10 points who would allow me to do this topic. Anyway one is I am lazy and second is come on now…I got nothing better to do? Well its true that I got nothing better to do but I don’t want to show it to everybody. So I would appreciate any comments that why do people who are in the mid marriage don’t express their love? You know I am imagining myself holding hands with my girl friend but not after 10 years of marriage….i have no answer for this, perhaps somebody else might be kind enough to share their idea with me.